Suspended Senator representing Kogi Central district in the upper legislative chamber, Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan has posted on her social media space, what many have described as a mockery of an apology letter which the Senate President hinted he would consider for her reinstatement.
Recall that there had been a protracted disagreement between the president of the Senate and Senator Natasha Akpoti which culminated to her suspension from the Senate upon the recommendations of the Ethics and Privileges committee which had earlier thrown out the senator’s petition in which she accused the Senate President of sexual harassment.
However, in a surprise twist Sunday evening, Senator Natasha posted a Satirical Apology letter on her Facebook page. This stirred up readers comments.
Read full text of the senator’s Satirical Apology letter below:
SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER
From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan
Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
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I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.
Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
Readers and followers react:
Inikpi Joyce Aduku wrote ” Week wey go sweet, na from Sunday you go know.🤣 But how didn’t we realize the whole while that our esteemed senator is also queen of savagery?”
And for El Qareem, he commented :“Her Seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections”
I see what you do there My Senator🤭
Oya Mr. Akpabio we are sorry o😂”
One Victor Akinola wrote: “Always looking for attention.. she realised people have forgotten about her and she wants to trend again.. its shameful and ridiculous that the so called political always play to her gallery. Ofcourse the uninteligent, and gullible social media lots will start hailing her now. Nothing is honorable nor distinguish about these folks. What a people.. 🙃”
